Kill! Kill! They will suck you!

In Northern Italy every year they hold the Barehanded Mosquito Killing Championship.

They do, indeed, call it the World Barehanded Mosquito Killing Championship! But then you have the World Series in the USA, so who's to judge? A little ambition goes a long way.

Anyway...

For10 minutes contestants must kill as many mosquitoes as they can with their bare hands and then put the dead insects inside a miniature coffin. The poor little buggers are attracted by a lamp and, not surprisingly, all the competitors are male. They train for the event by standing outdoors in their whities (as in type of underwear males who never want to get laid wear) slapping each other while mosquitoes come and suck their blood.

It's considered cheating if any substance was to be rubbed on any part of the competitors bodies.

First prize varies, but it's usually livestock. I heard an ass was awarded the first year.

I should refrain from the too easy comment, so I will.

Oh, I hear a barber holds the record at 23 mosquitoes in the coffin.

I'm sure he got his ass.

Bugger, I do lack impulse control!