Conundrum

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9/11 Commission with guest stars Reno&Ashcroft or a repeat of last night's E!News Live?

I really should go with the one that doesn't give me hives.

I actually heard somebody blame 9/11 on the US's respect for civil liberties. Not faulty intelligence, no... It had nothing to do with words like ineffective, inefficient and negligent.

The theme song for the it was somebody else's fault testimonies:
It Wasn't Me
But she caught me on the counter
(It wasn't me)
Saw me banging on the sofa
(It wasn't me)
I even had her in the shower
(It wasn't me)
She even caught me on camera
(It wasn't me)
She saw the marks on my shoulder
(It wasn't me)
Heard the words that I told her
(It wasn't me)
Heard the screams getting louder
(It wasn't me)
She stayed until it was over

It's not even remotely funny. People (daughters, sons, fathers, mothers, husbands, wives, sisters, brothers) died.

I'm watching E! News Live.